FINALLY...
MY DEEPEST, DARKEST, REAL NASTY SECRETS...

  1. I've been a fashion victim. I wore kung fu shoes, pink shoes, stretch jeans, flashdance-look-off-one-shoulder-tee-shirt, pastel-argyle-socks-to-match-my-long-back-polo-shirt, plastic earrings, the punk look, crayons, white lace dress...and many many more fashion yuckies!
  2. You know that thing when you get out of the toilet cubicle and your skirt is tucked into your undies? That happened to me when I was in 4th year high. And I was wearing floral panties and the really bad thing is that juniors saw me!
  3. I sent fan mail to William Martinez and Parker Stevenson.
  4. I wore red, inch-long, fake nails to the senior prom.
  5. When I was in grade school, I used to know about a dozen Barry Mannilow songs by heart.
  6. My dad says I ate my poopoo when I was a baby.
  7. I had an imaginary friend and her name was Lucifer.
  8. When I'm lazy, I machine wash my pants even when they specify handwash.
  9. Some nights I am just too lazy to floss.
  10. I bring home the free shampoo bottles in the hotel and give them away as presents to those clueless enough to appreciate them.
Real nasty, huh? Now back to the boring stuff... haha