Why Them?
the really oh-so-deep reasons...
  1. martina - i think she dresses real cute in the court...
  2. george - he's so in love with me
  3. renee - if i were a lesbian, she would be my crush
  4. oprah - for those sick and tired of her, shut up. i just like her.
  5. jfk jr. - who wouldn't?
  6. william - it would be nice to have royalty around
  7. cheche - love her
  8. mother teresa - she is amazing. read her stuff. she's a real saint.
  9. robert fulghum - how many times has he made me cry with stuff he's written.
  10. josie natori - proud she's filipina
  11. cristy turlington - we pretty faces stick together
  12. pope john paul 2nd - hoping for some heaven points
  13. mel gibson - see reason for jfk jr.
  14. robert de niro - he's italian. he's my favorite actor. he's kinda cute. do you need more?
  15. martha stewart - when i grow up, i want to be her
  16. princess diana - need somebody to entertain hubby as i get it on with george
  17. his royal hubbiness - who will do the dishes after dinner?
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